you told me to be prepared for a really shitty post, but i didn’t think it would be like this. please. please, no
IT’S WORSE ON YOUR BLOG BECAUSE YOUR THEME INVERTS THE COLORS
i’d like to make a formal apology.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever